The Real Teletubby Scandal You Missed

Originally published 7/23/15 (editing 9/3/25)

You know this one:

Cute but weird creatures with TV screens in their bellies playing around, having fun, and watching videos. There's even a baby laughing in the sun. What could be the problem?

Well, the big purple one - who happened to be a boy - decided he wanted to wear a tutu and carry around a purse.

*cue sarcasm* Oh, the horrors! A boy who wants to cross-dress. (Not really, but those who didn't follow the show wouldn't know that.) He must be gay. How dare the show portray that as a good thing. *eye roll*

As ridiculous as it sounds, this nonsense triggered a big debate and mobilization to try to get the show off the air. (Because "Cancel Culture" is nothing new in America.)

Relevance of Teletubbies in Society Today

Today, the loud-mouth voices who'd still have anything negative to say about that would go largely ignored. So why am I bringing them up over 14 years later?

Because the way things are today, I think the show brainwashed us.

I don't care that Tinky-Winky carried a bag. I actually loved that he was comfortable with himself to go dancing in a tutu. (I was definitely shamed out of such behavior at a young age.) I'm not talking about the possible homosexual undertones of the show.

I'm talking about the attitude toward technology and the relationship with the world around us.

How Teletubbies Brainwashed Us All

• Focus on characters who have TVs in their bellies.

• Everything in every moment of the day cues some video to watch.

The Real Message:

• You will carry a piece of technology with you everywhere you go.

• It is so important and vital to your existence that you will treat it as a part of your own body.

• Interacting with your environment is encouraged, but remember it's all about fun and laughter.

  1. 1. • Entertainment is everything!

• Anything that may happen - especially if it interferes with previous point - remember, there's a video (or app) for that.

I've been accused of thinking too much, but you have to admit, it's a curious thing that this show aired around the time when technology (internet, home computers, cell phones, etc.) first showed up in everyone's homes, schools, and work places. (Yes, my younger readers, those things were limited to the elite not so long ago.)

Now, a decade and a half later, nearly everyone has a smartphone and at least one means of accessing the internet (where you can watch videos!). And, we are plugged in.